Aliens
/This is the story of Ancient Aliens cameraman Evan Evans.
Ancient Aliens was a hit show when it started in 2010, continuing through to its 14th season in 2019. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos appeared in the series, becoming a meme with his famous quote and crazy hair.
“Aliens”
- Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
After a full day of filming, Evan Evans wanted to go home. Evans was leaving the building when he saw a strange circle of light in the sky.
He blinked and it disappeared. He wasn't sure what it was, and thought maybe he was seeing things. The last thing he was thinking about was aliens. He got to his car and dropped his keys when he pulled them from his jacket pocket, kicking them under the vehicle as he moved to pick them up.
Evans got down on his hands and knees to reach them and saw not only his keys but a strange pair of webbed feet on the other side of his car. In a panic, he jumped up to see the owner of those feet… but found no one there. He was alone in the parking lot.
Or so he thought. He figured it was all the talk of aliens that was getting to him.
Quickly grabbing his keys, he unlocked and got into his car after taking a few minutes to gather his thoughts. He backed up his car and drove out of the parking lot to his hotel.
On the road home, things became even more bizarre. The one-lane highway began to blur as if Evans were driving at 120 kilometres an hour, but the speedometer read 80 kilometres an hour. He thought he must have been exhausted.
About a minute later, he saw lights in his rearview mirror – a car with six headlights. He assumed they'd pass him, but he started to doubt this as they were getting faster and closer, showing no signs of moving to pass.
He swerved into the left lane to avoid being hit but, when he looked over his shoulder to see who was driving like a maniac, no one was there. He pulled back into the right lane, turned on his hazard lights and pulled over.
What was happening, you may be thinking? To Evans, there is only one answer: aliens!
Evans got out of his car to see if he could find the lights again. He waited for what felt like hours, though only five minutes went by.
Just when he thought it was over; he saw them. The six bright lights! He knew these lights were calling him. He had to follow.
He jumped into his car again and sped down the road to follow them. He stopped when they lead down a dirt road. His car wasn't made for off-roading, but he had to follow them. He got out of his vehicle and proceeded on foot, finding himself in a clearing.
The lights had disappeared again. He knew he wasn't alone. There was something else in the field with him.
Standing in the dark meadow, he could hear the grass shifting… but there was no breeze to move it.
Light exploded out of nowhere above him. He looked up into it as an incredible wind picked up.
"You are not ready," was the last thing he heard before he woke up in his hotel bed.
Evans tried to remember what it was he saw in the light, but it was gone. He couldn't remember what he saw, but he knew it was something he'd never see again.
Julia Rivoire
Julia enjoys mobile and PC games in her free time. She has a dog, Shadow, who means the world to her but they live in different towns while Julia attends school. Nothing memes – oh sorry I mean nothing means – more to her than memes.
If this magazine doesn’t take off I don’t know what I’ll do. I can’t go back to memeing alone. I can’t.
