Haunted Cartridge

Pictured: Not a horror game. Via GIPHY

Now that winter is taking us, and the night seems to creep further and further into what was once called afternoon, I like to curl up in the evenings and unwind in front of a screen. The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask came out for the Nintendo 64 in 2000. While not a horror game, Majora’s Mask strays toward the creepy—especially for a Zelda game. We aren’t here to talk about just any old version of Majora’s Mask; we are here to talk about an old creepypasta commonly known as “BEN Drowned.”

Alex Hall, under the screen name Jadusable, first posted about his seemingly haunted copy of the game on September 7th, 2010. In this first post, Jadusable describes how he met a strange, old man at a bizarre garage sale. This man gave Jadusable the creeps and an extremely bootleg-looking copy of Majora’s Mask. The cartridge had no label, instead having just the game’s title scrawled over its front in black marker; it’s lonely save file was simply labelled “BEN”.

Back at home, Jadusable plugged the game in to his Nintendo 64 and began to play. Skipping over “BEN”, Jadusable started a new file and named himself “Link” instead, but the game seemed to take issue with his choice and referred to him as “BEN” anyway. He deleted the file labelled “BEN” and hoped that would be the end of it, but it was decidedly not.

Pictured: A busy city street?

Pictured: A busy city street?

The game began glitching out. Segments of data normally present in one part of the game would appear in the wrong place. Jadusable would get stuck in a town with all of the people normally there missing. Music would be warped, reversed, or play in the wrong places. Most disturbing were the text boxes. Text would appear on screen — never anything not already present inside the game — but in these new contexts, the words became frightening and strange.

Over the next couple of days Jadusable continued updating his progress. He determined that the game cartridge was haunted by a boy named Ben who had drowned some years before. Ben twisted and altered the game until Jadusable could no longer take it and he went more than a little mad. The game mocked him and it was too much.

Of course, this is all a creepypasta, just an internet urban legend. None of it really happened: how could it have? There never was a Ben, nor any haunted copy of Majora’s Mask. It was all just an elaborate, if entertaining, hoax. Hard to explain the videos, though . . .


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Joseph Alexander

Joseph is a homonculus animated by a need to solve mysteries. When no mysteries abound, crude mexican cuisine will frequently suffice. He grew up in a small, Northern Ontario community and is still suffering the consequences. Also, he writes sometimes.

Japan is Flush with Ghosts

Japan is known worldwide for a lot of things: culture, cuisine, anime. It’s also known for some twisted horror stories. For some reason, a lot of Japanese urban legends are set inside of public restrooms and they are quite disturbing. You might piss yourself before ever reaching the toilet should you encounter any of them.

Screenshot from Corpse party: Book of Shadows  game created by team GrisGris

Screenshot from Corpse party: Book of Shadows
game created by team GrisGris

When thinking of a scary bathroom, I automatically think dirty, smelly, and dank, with dim lighting and questionable substances on the floor, not sitting on the toilet and receiving assistance for a tricky number two.

So here’s some toilet horror for you. Every one of these tales varies in each telling, but here’s the gist of things.

Aka Manto
“Aka Manto” literally translates into “Red Cape”, and this entity usually seems to haunt the fourth stall in elementary school restrooms. Should you enter its stall, you will be asked one of these questions the moment you sit down: “Red cape or blue cape?” or “Red paper or blue paper?” Regardless of the wording, answering “red” will get the skin flayed off of your back, and you will be strangled to death if you answer “blue”. The trick to this is to not answer at all. Just do your business and get the fuck out.

Photo Courtesy of WallpapersBrowse.com

Photo Courtesy of WallpapersBrowse.com

Hanako-san
Have you ever played “Bloody Mary”? This is Japan’s version. Hanako-san haunts the third stall of the third story bathroom in schools. To summon her, knock three times on the stall door and ask her if she’s in there. If she answers you, I suggest you run. Hanako-san has no qualms about dragging her summoners into the stall and killing them.

Kashima Reiko
WARNING: IF YOU HEAR THE TALE OF KASHIMA REIKO, SHE WILL APPEAR TO YOU WITHIN THE MONTH. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Kashima Reiko is the spirit of a woman whose legs were cut off by a train. Despite dying on the tracks, for some reason she chooses to haunt bathrooms. She asks every person who encounters her where her legs are. There is no right answer to this — she will cut your legs off no matter what you tell her.

The Akaname
These little creatures aren’t dangerous, but they’re pretty disgusting. Akaname are goblin-like demons that live in old bathrooms and bathhouses, surviving off of the dirt and grime these places have accumulated. Apparently, they also like to lick human feet. So don’t be alarmed if a red tongue darts across your toes. Or freak out, because who knows what their tongues have picked up.

So there you have it — three ways to die with your pants around your ankles (and a gross experience). Have fun trying to relieve yourself in Japan.




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Michelle A.

Michelle is a second-year student in the Professional Writing program. She doesn’t know what she’s doing with her life. She hopes she’s doing something right. She is a great person to talk to; doesn’t talk much herself.