Shaggy Rogers Tells All: His Impossible Power Explained in Exclusive Interview
A rare image of shaggy using his power. (still only at 1%)
After spending countless hours searching for the answers, Meme Magazine readers will finally get the answers as to why Shaggy Rogers has such incredible powers. From where he got his powers from to why they came to light so suddenly. I answer all these questions in this exclusive interview with Shaggy (He’s Only Using One Percent of His Power) Rogers.
I kicked off the interview with the big hitter: asking him were he got his power.
"My powers, like, man, it was the weirdest trip ever to New Mexico. Scoob and I ran back to the town after meeting the ‘aliens’. We made it the diner and just wanted to eat." Mister Rogers holds a hand to his stomach while he speaks. After getting him some burgers, he continues his story. "Scoob and I found ourselves in that diner. Diners have some of the best burgers, man. We ordered and like, man, I had a weird feeling about the place. And that was before we saw the spaceship."
I asked him if that was the start of his power. "My power, man, I've always had power. Not the one you know that I got on this trip." Mister Rogers was reluctant to discuss ‘The Alien Invaders,' "Like you really want to know, don't you?" Mister Rogers bargained for more food and continued talking. "It was a weird time for Scoob and me. We weren't like looking for anyone but, man, when we found them. What were we to do?"
"No, we had no idea that they (Crystal and her dog Amber) were aliens. It was so rad to finally see some rad people, and of course, they turn out to be aliens." Mister Rogers’ eyes glazed over as he thought about the events of that night, possibly reliving them. He didn't want to go into details when asked what happened on the spaceship.
Once his appetite was satisfied, he gave me more detail. "Man, like, some crazy stuff went down on that ship. Stuff, nobody, should experience, man. I don't remember all of it, but I do remember that she (Crystal) told me I was ‘The One.' My power had to be released to do something. I had no idea what she was talking about, but she was serious, and then I passed out again." Mister Rogers took a moment to collect himself.
"After I woke up, I found Scooby and the gang looking for me. Fred and Daphne were terrified. Velma wouldn't look at me. I couldn't understand why man.”
I curiously asked him how he knew what happened. “It was Scooby that told me what happened. I destroyed the town (Roswell), man, there was nothing left."
I asked him about the Roswell that was still there in New Mexico. He seemed confused by the question and didn’t answer.
After prompting him for more details on the destruction of the town he said, “I couldn’t let myself do that again. I had to contain it; Velma helped me by coming up with this ‘special blend’ to help me control my power. We were safe. I thought we wouldn't have to deal with it again. We changed how the mystery was solved, we covered it up, but that didn't keep it quiet for long, man. Because later, it came back out not as strong, but it was there. I only use one percent for everyone else, not for me."
Mister Rogers left after that. Scooby Doo wouldn’t allow anymore questions of his dear friend Shaggy. We tried to get statements from the rest of the gang but all but Fred Jones, the groups leader, said was: “It was terrible time for the gang and we don’t want to go into more detail. Thank you.” They then drove away in the Mystery Machine. Do these revelations change your view of the icon? Tell us below in the comments.
Where the image came from: https://mashable.com/article/shaggy-scooby-doo-ultra-instinct-memes/
Julia Rivoire
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