Internet Sensation Gone Missing
/Where is Spongebob Squarepants?
Mr. Squarepants was last seen in his living room watching television, seemingly fine and enjoying a regular day with his snail, Gary. According to our anonymous sources, his last words were “Imma head out,” but where did he “head out” to? When asked, his pet Gary only responded with a sad meow.
The search continued at the house of his neighbour Squidward Tentacles. He opened the door with his clarinet in hand and did not look amused. “It’s a lot quieter.” He responded with a dull voice, he then slammed the door and went back to playing the clarinet. After finding no information from Mr. Tentacles, we went to his other neighbor Patrick Star who was no help. He did not have a clue where his best friend was. After finding no information on him from his neighbours, The Krusty Krab was the next option. Mr. Krabs was no help either.
“If he does not show up tomorrow, he’s FIRED!” Mr. Krabs yelled. He made it evident that he does not genuinely care about Mr. Squarepants. Mr. Krabs then asked us to buy a Krabby Paddy or leave.
Before he went missing, Mr. Squarepants appeared to be doing well, but the world had seen some unusual behaviour from him in the last couple of years. According to reports, he was seen in his caveman form exploring the outside world, and he fled when we tried to approach him. Usually, Mr. Squarepants is comical, happy and kind, but on May 5th, 2017 he was seen mocking his friends and boss at the Krusty Krab. Afterwards, he was spotted running around a jelly fish forest wholly naked then later seen trying to catch his breath. His behaviour seems unusual and quite concerning. He does not seem to be the same loving, happy-go-lucky sponge that we know and love.
What has become of him? Has the fame gone to his head? Around June 2nd, it appeared Mr. Squarepants was making a recovery. He was seen once again travelling the world wearing drag and appeared to be doing better. The world could relax for a little bit, knowing that Mr. Squarepants was improving. However, our worst fear has come to light: SpongeBob Squarepants disappeared. Mr. Squarepants headed out, but we do not have a single clue where he went. There are no traces; no activity on his accounts, there is nothing, absolutely nothing. This news is devastating. We hope that Mr. Squarepants will find his way back soon. While he “headed out”, we need him to “head in.” If not the internet world will never be the same.
https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2019/09/best-spongebob-memes
Sarah Hope
Sarah Hope has a doctorate in meme research. She also enjoys reading, writing, photography and appreciates a good pun.
